BRINCADEIRAS

Pronto para a diversão??

Piadas (jokes):

R= Make a snack.

2. What is the favorite animal of painters?

R= Jaguar.

3. What to be right has to be crooked?

R= Fish hook.

Trava-línguas (tongue twister):

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
Peter Piper picked a peck os pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Seventy seven benevolent elephants.
The chic sikh´s sixty-sixth sheep is sick.
A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
Wich witch switched the swiss wristwatches?
She sells seasshells by the seashore.
To begin to toboggan first buy a toboggan, but don´t buy too big a toboggan. Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.
She saw Sharif´s shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure those were Sharif´s shoes she saw.

Expressões Idiomáticas:

Before afternoon than never!- Antes tarde do que nunca!
Oops, gave Zebra.- Ops, deu zebra.
You can take your little horse out of the rain!- Pode tirar o cavalinho da chuva!
Bird Mary, full of grace.- Ave Maria, cheia de graça.
Who advises friend is.- Quem avisa amigo é.
Do you think this is mother Joanne´s house?- Você pensa que aqui é a casa da mãe Joana?
You are by out.- Você está por fora.
They are trying to cover the sun with the sieve.- Eles estão tentando cobrir o sol com a peneira.
If you run, the beast catches, if you stay, the beast eats.- Se correr, o bicho pega, se ficar, o bicho come.
Can you please break my branch?- Você quebra meu galho, por favor?
Uh! I burned my movie!- Ah não! Queimei meu filme!
You traveled on the mayonnaise.- Viajou na maionese.
I´m more I!- Eu sou mais eu!
Don´t come that it doesn´t have.- Não vem que não tem.
She is full of nine o´clock.- Ela é cheia de nove horas.
The cow went to the swamp!- A vaca foi pro brejo.
I´m completely bald of kowing it.- Estou completamente careca de ouvir isso.

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